When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick

When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick


(dinging) (upbeat music) (cheerful music) – Oh, yum, my favorite lunch! A big Italian sandwich with ham, salami, mortadella, from my favorite deli. – Didn’t that deli give you
food poisoning last week? – Don’t slander Nasty Val’s! I mean, yeah, last time I ate there, I spent the whole weekend
hugging and kissing my toilet, but I’ll take my chances! Where else am I gonna get a delicious and healthy lunch for just 14.99? – That’s not even that cheap. – It is for this area! – Okay, fine. Whatever. – Oh yeah. (ringing) (retching) (sobbing) (cheerful music) – What are you eating for lunch today? – Just a ham and cheese, from Nasty Val’s. I think maybe mortadella doesn’t
sit well with my stomach. – No! Tao, it’s the Nasty Val’s! – You can’t know that! – Yes, Tao! Every time you eat there,
you get sick, just admit it! – I can’t! It’d be so inconvenient
if my favorite lunch spot was poison to me. You’re not poison. (ringing) (retching) (groaning) Okay, so I think I’m lactose intolerant. So no cheese, only meat. (cheerful music) (retching) (groaning) No meat, no veggies, no cheese, just two slices of
bread, from Nasty Val’s. (cheerful music) (retching) (groaning) Just having a bag of
chips from Nasty Val’s, which I’m sure has gone
through rigorous quality– (retching) (sobbing) Don’t worry. This isn’t from Nasty Val’s. – Really? (cheerful music) – Oh wait, it is from Nasty Val’s. (retching) (sobbing) (cheerful music) – Here. If you eat another (beep) sandwich, I’m going to have you fired. Now I made extra, just eat that. – (sighs) Okay. Thank you, Katie. I can’t say no to free food. (retching) – Tao, I am so sorry that my
lunch gave you food poisoning, (Tao shivering) I really thought that all
the ingredients were fresh. – Maybe it’s because I had a Nasty Val’s (sniffs) Nasty Breakfast
Sandwich that morning. – Yeah, that’s the reason. – We can’t know that! – You look like you’re dying. – I know. I’ve been vomiting myself
to sleep every single night. (shivering) So I’m just gonna take it easy for lunch and have a ginger ale. (gasping) (slurping) (groaning) (ringing) – Tao, no! (retching) – Hey, it’s Tao.
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