Extreme Baking Championship – SNL


>>>WE NOW RETURN TO THE EXTREME
BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE FOOD NETWORK.
>>ALL RIGHT, BAKERS. I’M SORRY TO SAY THIS, BUT TIME
IS UP.>>MY WORD!
>>TODAY’S EXTREME BAKING THEME WAS CARTOON CONFECTION AND EACH
OF YOU HAD TWO HOURS TO MAKE CAKES FEATURING BELOVED CARTOON
CHARACTERS. NOW IT’S TIME TO PRESENT YOUR
CAKES TO THE JUDGES. FIRST UP IS HOME BAKER, CHANTAL.
>>HI, JUDGES. I’M SO EXCITED.
>>HI CHANTAL. TELL US WHAT YOU MADE TODAY,
SWEETIE.>>MY CHARACTER WAS OLAF THE
SNOWMAN FROM THE MOVIE “FROZEN.” MY DESIGN USES A MARSHMALLOW
STRUCTURE TO CREATE A DELICIOUS 3-D SNOW BANK.
OLAF IS MADE FROM THREE FLAVORS OF SPONGE CAKE AND HE SKATED
ACROSS A FROZEN POND MADE OF SPUN SUGAR.
COLD NEVER BOTHERED HIM ANYWAY.>>VERY AMBITIOUS.
YOU DID ALL THAT IN TWO HOURS?>>YES, MA’AM.
I DID.>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE IT,
CHANTAL.>>WOW!
CHANTAL, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD SOME PROBLEMS.
>>I HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND I DID A BAD JOB.
>>WHAT WENT WRONG?>>I THINK MY NERVES GOT THE
BEST OF ME AND ALSO I’M BAD.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL LET’S TASTE
YOUR CAKE.>>MMM.
>>IS IT GOOD?>>NO.
>>I KNOW. I DID A BAD JOB.
THANK YOU.>>OKAY.
NEXT UP IS HOME BAKER AND GO-TO-WORK DAD, JIMMY.
>>HEY, JUDGES. I WANT THIS SO BAD AND I’M READY
TO COMPETE.>>THAT’S GREAT, JIMMY.
TELL US WHAT YOU DID TODAY.>>TICKLE ME EXCITED BECAUSE MY
CHARACTER WAS TICKLE ME ELMO’S BEST FRIEND, COOKIE MONSTER.
>>THAT’S A WEIRD WAY TO GET THERE, BUT OKAY.
>>OKAY. I USED VANILLA SPONGE CAKE
COVERED IN BLUEBERRY ROYAL ICING AND COOKIE’S ABOUT TO HANG TEN
ON HIS BRAND NEW SKATEBOARD MADE OF TAFFY.
AND IS THAT A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ROAD HE IS SKATING ON?
THE ANSWER IS, FRICK, YES.>>JIMMY, THAT ARE SOUNDS
INCREDIBLE.>>>YOU HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED
OUT?>>YES, MA’AM, I AM.
>>LET’S SEE IT. OH, JIMMY.
>>IT’S BAD. I DID A BAD JOB.
>>WHAT WENT WRONG?>>YOU KNOW, I THINK JUST ME
BEING HERE AND EVERYTHING I DID WHILE I WAS HERE.
>>AND YOU WROTE THE NAME SHAWN ON THE CAKE.
WHO IS SHAWN?>>I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T KNOW SHAWN. I DON’T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT ON
THERE.>>THAT’S TOO BAD.
NEXT UP IS SANDY. SANDY, TELL US WHAT YOU MADE.
>>HI, JUDGES. MY CHARACTER WAS THE UNDER SEA
OPTIMIST, SPONGEBOB. HE CAME OUT SO GOOD.
I’M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU.>>OKAY.
JUDGES, WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>NEXT UP IS RALPH.
>>NO, WAIT. YOU ARE MOVING ON?
>>AFRAID SO, SANDY. [ STRANGE SOUNDS ]
I’M SORRY, HANG ON. IS THAT YOUR CAKE, JIMMY?
>>I SHOULDN’T BE –.>>WHAT’S GOING ON THERE, JIMMY?
>>WELL, MA’AM — [ STRANGE SOUNDS ]
>>I BELIEVE THAT MY CAKE IS SUCH AN ABOMINATION THAT IT HAS
MAYBE COME TO LIFE.>>PLEASE DESTROY ME!
I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN!>>WELL, THAT’S DISGUSTING, BUT
ALSO PRETTY CREATIVE.>>I’M SORRY, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
SAYING THAT CAKE IS BETTER THAN MY CAKE?
>>BITCH.>>SANDY, I’M NOT A JUDGE SO I
CAN SAY THIS. YOU ARE COMING OFF AS CRAZY.
>>GRRR, COOKIES!>>NOW, MOVING ON TO RALPH.
WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER DID YOU CHOOSE?
>>MY CARTOON WAS YODA, THE PESKY ELF.
>>THAT’S NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER AND NOT AN ELF, BUT
LET’S SEE IT.>>OKAY.
INTERESTING. AND WHAT’S THAT HE’S HOLDING?
>>THAT’S HIS FAMOUS PENIS, OF COURSE.
>>WOW. WE HAVE A TOUGH DECISION TO
MAKE.>>NO, YOU DO NOT.
>>SEND ME TO HELL WHERE I BELONG!
>>SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
>>NO!>>ALL RIGHT.
WE’LL BE BACK WITH THE JUDGES’ DECISION RIGHT AFTER THIS.

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